Comic 271 - Stop the Presses
5th Nov 2018, 1:02 PM
Stop the Presses
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Author Notes:
Guybrush20X6 edit delete
Guybrush20X6
We ran into troubles making the Halloween comic so while that's under construction, here's our hot... warm... tepid take on the Smash Direct.

If the characters themselves put half as much hope and dreams into Smash inclusion as we have for them then I can imagine things get pretty messy...
User comments:
Zerix26 edit delete reply
Zerix26
So if this is how everyone is reacting to the roster, what about the whole “the entire Nintendo universe is dead” issue? Is that relevant in this world?
Guest522 (Guest) edit delete reply
Pink Poofs are probably working on that.
ChaosDX (Guest) edit delete reply
"Changelog" is the perfect name for a video game newspaper. Kudos to whomever came up with that.
Jeremy7 edit delete reply
Jeremy7
Ah, yes. Week-killer. Kills the weeds, then salts the earth they stood on for a week, ensuring that they stay dead.
Guest522 (Guest) edit delete reply
I see no week-killers. Why people keep insisting the comic has typos?
Chansey88 (Guest) edit delete reply
Because editing exists. Some authors appreciate correction, some don't, some accept it but find it tiresome after a while. Who knows?
Guest522 (Guest) edit delete reply
I see no week-killers. Why people keep insisting the comic has typos?
D-Rex edit delete reply
D-Rex
I absolutely love the reference to Recettear. She must have gotten much richer considering the high demand.
The Other Mike (Guest) edit delete reply
Capitalism, ho!
Arial edit delete reply
Arial
This man has Google translate. He translate Latin:
Listen to his report
Only the enemy rushes
Listen to his report
ran destroying whatever he touched
Listen to his report
Listen to his report
hope, and to me too.
The terror of nothing with me: he, too,
next to me.
He stayed with me.
mmmat (Guest) edit delete reply
dude, you're overthinking it. it's just the lyrics to the brawl theme. y'know, the smash game with op meta knight?
Arial edit delete reply
Arial
What can I say, I’m an idiot whose first smash game wasn’t brawl lol.
I see stuff in foreign languages and I translate it for Easter eggs.
Chansey88 (Guest) edit delete reply
To be fair, I didn't even realize the song had lyrics until they were right in front of me at the end of SSE.
GMan003 edit delete reply
GMan003
It's the main theme of Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Which, fittingly for a super-mega-crossover game, was composed by Nobuo Uematsu, of Final Fantasy fame.
The Plubbuppetizer (Guest) edit delete reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUq3Sa3VEiQ
Sir Osis of Liver (Guest) edit delete reply
@The Plubbuppetizer
That is perhaps the most important link on this page.
Chansey88 (Guest) edit delete reply
I both was expecting and wasn't expecting this at the same time. (The comic, I mean, not the plant.) But hey, at least we'll get to see what insanities come of it!
Zander2212 (Guest) edit delete reply
Can't wait to see how all the smash characters being dead affects this
YOU'RE NOT ANGRY ABOUT BEING LEFT OUT NOW, HUH!!!
or maybe they'll still be angry, who knows
Mathiau (Guest) edit delete reply
They probably just used a bunch of 1up mushrom
JokerJay779 (Guest) edit delete reply
So chaotic I have a heard time understanding what's going on in the photo.
Sam (Guest) edit delete reply
I hope Banjo & Kazooie weren't in that fight.