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Comic 12 - Displays of Infection
11th May 2012, 11:00 PM
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The Doctor is in
Don't Fear the Creeper
Brassed Off Knuckles
BONUS: Medication Here!
Who eggs the Eggmen?
Soldiers of Misfortune
The Weakest Link
Guest Comic: Gamerman14
Another Side: Wait, what?!
Another Side: Lunch Break
Another Side: A Little Heart to Heart
Displays of Infection
To E.R. is Human...
Tall Grass Blues
War has Never Been so Much Dumb
Another Turtle on the Road to Victory
Dr. Who'da Thunk it?
Slippy Vents Problems
Guest Comic: DryKirby64
...to Forgive, Asinine.
Audino whatchu talking about.
BONUS: To Clear Things up...
OLYMPICS: Rewarded as a Blue Shell User Deserves
Guest Comic: TheMightyBox
OLYMPICS: Once you hit 88...
BONUS: Your Voice is a Shrill that'll Pierce the Heavens!
So Obligatory it Hurts.
Keith's Boomer Encounter
First Person Bad Day Simulator
Who's Story is This?
To the Point
Taking a Break
Guest Comic: Blitzpulse
Guest Comic: ChaosKiwi
After they've seen Par(od)ie
Ridley Me This.
The Mileage Counts
Making an Idiom of Yourself
The World Weary Warrior
Guest Comic: Comic OR Die
Home Visit: Cluless
Home Visit: Baffled
Home Visit: Perplexed
Home Visit: Realisation
Devil May Dye
Hire Expectations: The Cornelian Job
Guest Comic: Dark Aura
Hire Expectations: Absolutely Misunderstood
Hire Expectations: Victims of Chance
Hire Expectations: Elevated Tensions
Hire Expectations: Machinations of Machines
Hire Expectations: Ballad of the Drugged-up Wizard
The Mouth With No Mercy
Hire Expectations: Heard of Transplant Rejection but this is Ridiculous
Hire Expectations: Like a Robot Scorned
Hire Expectations: At the End of the Day...
Guest Comic: Marlee-The-Creator
"I'm Not Simple Minded"
Hwoarang can you get?
"Do Not Speak Ill of the Dead"
Problems with the X
Halo is Other People
Get Equipped With: Hype
Guest Comic: Fergzilla
Taking Another Break
Guest Comic: Dark Aura 2
DELAY: Giga's OC's, Vol. 1
Frankly my dear...
The Japanese Name is Looking Pretty Inaccurate Now.
Breathe the Rainbow
He's Dead Jim
Ready for Pun, Pun, Pun?
The Toys of Psychiatry
Complete Global Fortification
Dial M for Moron
Light City PD
Taking an Art Dump
Understand the Secrets and Have Some Fun
Disregard Witches, Get Snug
Curds & Whey
Robot Pun Names are a Universal Constant
You knew he was gonna show up.
Fit for Disaster
Guest Comic: Victory-Prime
Deck the Halls in the Face
For the Shell of it
My World Evolves Around You
...and a WeeGi New Year
Guest Comic: LeRenardRoux
Hit or Ms.
Crusaders without a Cause
For want of a bottle...
Dawn of Misunderstanding: A Valiant Time
Dawn of Misunderstanding: Titular Moment
Dawn of Misunderstanding: We all Cough for Coffee
Dawn of Misunderstanding: A Wink to the Past
Dawn of Misunderstanding: Finally, Meet the Trainer
Dawn of Misunderstanding: Impatience is no Virtue
Dawn of Misunderstanding: Fishing for Answers
Dawn of Misunderstanding: Back to the Present
Dawn of Misunderstanding: Save and Continue
Dawn of Misunderstanding: End of the Beginning
Super Smashed Bros
Child of Plight
The Scolipede's Dilema
Highway to Shell
Asleep at the Wheel
Nobody Suspects an Ink
The Vicious Cycle of Espurr (Read Clockwise)
Things that go Bump in the Night Shade
Rather B Dead
WE INTERUPT THIS BROADCAST FOR AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Malpractice Makes Imperfect: Setting the Stage
Malpractice Makes Imperfect: Stiles upon Stiles
Malpractice Makes Imperfect: My Bloody Valentine
Malpractice Makes Imperfect: Meet the Quack
Malpractice Makes Imperfect: A Simulating Experience
Malpractice Makes Imperfect: Of a Bad Bunch
Brawl in the Tribute
A Smashing Reception
"Sorry to keep you waiting."
Not Cussing if it's True
"Sorry to keep you waiting." Part 2
Deck the Frogs
HOLIDAY BONUS: Box's take
Back in Wine
Heavy Metal: Give a Little Whistle
Heavy Metal: "What's it called? Monologue!"
Heavy Metal: Wait, why is she-?
Heavy Metal: Blue Drama Bomber
Heavy Metal: Game Over
Guest Comic: Trancedeliquist
Heavy Metal: Legacy of Light
Aardvarking on a New Course
Heavy Weight Smash
Guest Comic: TheMightyBox 2
Prepare for your Examination
The Waiting is the Hardest Part
Final Filler (hopefully)
Emergency Response Part 1
Emergency Response Part 2
Lightning Fast Fingers
Guest Comic: Extormamis
Girl's Day Out: Tyrannosaurus Stress
Girl's Day Out: Title Drop!
Girl's Day Out: Bicker in the Centre of the Mind
Girl's Day Out: This is Filler
Girl's Day Out: Hoop Skirt
Girl's Day Out: Problems with the Fishwife
Girl's Day Out: Joy of Joys
Girl's Day Out: Suitably Impressive
Girl's Day Out: Roll's Album
Guest Comic: CidYoshi
Girl's Day Out: "Did you forget about me?"
Girl's Day Out: Narrow Comfort Zone
Girl's Day Out: The Waiting Dead
Girl's Day Out: Use Morgue Gun
A rough representation of what happened.
The Dixie Chick
Guest Comic: ChilPhil
United We Fail
Guest Comic: ChilPhil 2
We need you
"Oh, what a feeling..."
Bountiful Tracts of Land
The Answer lies...
Rhythm and Blues
Spy vs Spyware
"I just-a wanted some change..."
You heard of Ghost Peppers, now get ready for...
Guest Comic: The Mighty Box 3
Airman wa shigoto wo yameru: Unbearable Conditions
Airman wa shigoto wo yameru: Airing Grievances
Airman wa shigoto wo yameru: Letting the Air out.
Airman wa shigoto wo yameru: Here we go...
Where on the web is...
Complaining about the Service.
You thought it was all a joke.
"I'm Not Simple Minded" Part 2
Save My Place
Load My Place
11th May 2012, 11:00 PM
We went more than ten strips before killing off a main character, is that a record as far as webcomics go? A lot of blood in today's strip but that's
. We debated putting a censor box on the last panel but decided it might make the carnage look worse. But don't worry folks, Roger Wilco will return in... next weeek's strip actually.
By some strange chance we do a Space Quest reference the same week the Two Guys from Andromeda launch their
It's like that time I uploaded a Smash Bros based script to the Brawl in the Family Boards. Do I have powers of future sight or good timing? Anyway if you want to see Wilco (or some new protagonist) get mauled, crushed or melted once again then shut up and give them your money!
And maybe check
this one out too
. It's a MMORPG with customizable robots what's not to like?
If you want to send Dr. Gardevoir a message, ask her a question or give her support you can send her a Private Message at this link
(Comic Fury account required). Just don't tell her I sent ya. Seriously, have you tried duct-taping cracks in the fourth wall? Not fun.
(Can you count how many URLs I've put in this week's rant?)
11th May 2012, 11:13 PM
Fun fact, given the way that the blood splashed in panel 5, I originally wanted to
coat the good Doctor in blood
, but Guy and Giga both told me that would be unwontedly creepy.
So I just showed you in the comments.
11th May 2012, 11:58 PM
In video games death rarely if ever means the end. Usually it means nothing more than to start over. If the source of extra lives were to run out then that would lead to a state known as “game over”. After the VG cataclysm this aspect has carried over into the world of Venatus Prime. The most common source of extra lives are 1-up Mushrooms
which by no coincidence are the Mushroom Kingdom’s largest export. Through these, fatal injuries are overcome by the user appearing at the point when they last “saved”. The body is still left behind which makes handling them a tricky issue. Roger Wilco’s original world had no extra lives so he’s getting his millage out of them,
Also I received this caricature in my inbox recently.
I understand it was done by
but I don’t know who commissioned it. I’m guessing it was Roll but I’ll ask her tomorrow to be sure. After I’ve ordered a new carpet. Bloodstains are the last thing needed to build a relaxed atmosphere.
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11th May 2012, 11:18 PM
I'm not sure "killing off" and "causing a death that will be rectified in the next strip" are one and the same. You still have a ways to go.
Also, is it weird that I find the witch here cute?
12th May 2012, 12:24 AM
The Witch here? No. (She even washed the caked on blood off her claws before coming there.)
The Witches in the Left for Dead games? You've got something wrong with you. May wanna get an appointment with Dr. G.
12th May 2012, 2:51 PM
Haven't even played L4D, so my brain probably works just fine. Probably.
12th May 2012, 3:55 AM
Man, I HATE zombies! Had a really bad experience with them. Do you know what it's like to have a friend over who starts playing a game where you're shooting zombies and all you can do is watch in horror - when you're a kid in elementary school?! *shudder* I couldn't bear to watch, but I was so frozen with fear that I couldn't look away. I still remember when the main character became a zombie and attacked by barfing up a torrent of blood...
12th May 2012, 7:00 AM
Just to clear up any possible confusion about my above comment, that all happened in the past back when when I WAS in elementary school.
12th May 2012, 10:15 AM
A game with...
The main character gets turned into a zombie and kills barfing blood?
Sounds like Metal Slug 3 to me. More exactly the second stage of the game.
Just so you know.
On a completely unrelated note, nice joke. At first I was looking for the "Restore Restart Quit" buttons, but then I bothered to check and those message boxes did not have them, that it's in later games when the buttons are.
12th May 2012, 11:04 AM
Yeah, that sounds about right. Almost everybody I've told that story to has told me stuff around the lines of "Oh, you're a total wuss if you think Metal Slug 3 is scary!" Well you know what? I still find that game disturbing just as I did back then. Then again, I'm already not that big of a fan of massive amounts of blood and gore.
12th May 2012, 11:36 AM
Everyone has a game that horribly scarred them when they were little. For you it was Metal Slug 3.
I'm looking at you, fly swatter minigame from Mario Paint and its boss thingy. Hate it. Hate it to death.
12th May 2012, 11:47 AM
Hey, I've been traumatised by much lesser things. Stupid "don't run the lights ata train crossing" PSAs, stupid "Don't forget to change your fire alarm" PSAs... Wow, do those saftey guys realise how traumatic that stuff is?
22nd Jun 2016, 1:25 AM
Well, if there was a zombie apocalypse,I wpuld hope for the world to stop spinning. I t would throw the zombies off. Along with the rest of humanity.
12th May 2012, 5:07 PM
Mine was the Redeads in Ocarina of Time. Full anecdote is posted in the Link comic. XD
12th May 2012, 9:03 PM
I don't think ANYONE likes redeads. They're extremely creepy and incredibly annoying to kill! I've even heard that if you kill a redead, any nearby redeads may possibly eat the corpse.
17th May 2012, 2:50 AM
The funny thing is that Witches are similar to Redeads. If you are quiet enough around them (i.e don't run), they don't actually attack you.
13th May 2012, 5:02 AM
Strangely enough, mine was Jumanji.
Seriously, am I the only one freaked out by almost getting killed by various jungle obstacles just for playing a board game?
29th Mar 2014, 11:31 AM
mine was minecraft when I was 8 :P
god damn endermen
29th Mar 2014, 11:31 AM
mine was minecraft when I was 8 :P
god damn endermen
21st Apr 2014, 11:54 PM
Endermen are freaking adorable
12th May 2012, 5:06 PM
I hate having to clean myself up. i'm such a messy person.
12th May 2012, 5:08 PM
omg Ian. ಠ_ಠ
13th May 2012, 10:33 PM
14th May 2012, 5:03 PM
omg, um wow, I might want to be carful about opening doors when playing L4D1 or 2.... 0_0
14th May 2012, 10:16 PM
Yeah, if you see a witch, you want to either avoid startling it or kill it ASAP. A single hit from one of those things is INSTAKILL.
17th May 2012, 4:44 AM
When you guys put it this way about the witch, I now actually feel bad for her. :<
What if a person just wants to give her a hug? She'd just rip em to shreds too... T_T
Anyways, great stuff! Been meaning to make fan art for you guys or something... just been having my own mental issues lately. Maybe I need my own characters to check in with the good doc one day. XD
18th May 2012, 12:59 AM
Thanks, Mizu. I feel for ya. :(
26th May 2012, 12:50 AM
22nd Oct 2012, 4:47 PM
Personally, I've been scarred by almost every Xbox game I've played. (That is exactly why I'm a nintendo fan... *shudder) But strangely enough, the one that scared me the most was when I first played minecraft. You can see why they're called creepers... I didn't know what it was, I had just finished a mansion, he stood at the door, I wanted to fight him, I opened the door, he blew a giant hole in the glass wall at the front and zombies, skeletons, even cows all swarmed into the building, wrecking it. Thank god for the escape route...
3rd Jun 2013, 3:58 AM
Just remembered a funny witch story I had--
I've played L4D a grand total of once, at a celebration. The people on my team other than were competent enough to cover for my blunders. I'm bad at FPSs, and I was a newb.
So, I was told when the witch warning was given, "stay away from the witch!"
My first thought, of course, was, "What witch? Where? I see nothing there, I'm more focused on moving through this--"
...And I was dead moments later. :P
But that's not all!
time the witch warning came up, I had the BRILLIANT idea of this:
"Well, if the witch is
bad for me to get close to, I'll just kill her before I get close to her!"
...Fortunately, we were playing on easy and I had been at full health, so instead of ending up dead, I only ended up MOSTLY dead. :P
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